Stupidity gone Airborne folks!!!

I am not man bashing.

I am not woman bashing.

And for God’s sake I am not bitter.  

But…… 

The level of stupidity have to be radioactive or airborne… I swear to God.

The years of interacting with various people in different walks of life, I looked at their behavior without them noticing of course. Keeping that poker face on and in the back of my head, monkey with cymbals making circles. They just don’t spark any interest. Sometimes, I forget to breathe, that can tell you how immensely brain dead their company can be…. --------------------------- (flatline)

The Bullsh*t lines I have encountered…The love lines…. (these crack me up on those lonely nights)

“You fit me so well…” (b*tch please) 

“I can’t stop thinking about you…” (Go study, read, think, or at least attempt)

“I swear it’s just you and you alone…’… (do you think I am 5yrs? Even if bro, sex aint that good to make me think that I am the “special” one that changed your life for… Please…enough) 

“I get butterflies when I am around you…” (Zap Zap) 

“I am there for you always….” (sure buddy… you keep convincing yourself) 

“I always have time for you”….(when your crotch decided to act up, I am sure you have time)

Then there are the lines that the typical “I got rich off of Daddy’s wealth hit you….”

‘What kind of car you drive? *not waiting for response by the way*…. Well I drive a Benz…’ (and…. Your point is? I will seriously drop undies for a car….that…you…drive… you ugly…ugly….thing……)

‘Hey, what are you doing tonight *by the by, this is a weekday and every working soul has to wake up in the morning to go to WORK, and still there is no reply to the question… continued… * let’s do something, I think 51 or I don’t know… I just wanna do something, I am so bored.” (start a course you moron…. Think.. real people have something to do and have schedules and bills)

These are just a few that really grinds my gears... (family guy) … 

Other words that are constantly used as excuses to what they lack…..

“it was my intention..”

“I meant to call..”

“I was asleep…”

“I tried to call, but, geez I just could not find the time..” 

Chickas and Chickos, if your suitor is hitting you the lines at the beginning of this rant, they are dick wipes…. And stay clear… You aint that special… 

Chickas and Chickos, if your partner is hitting you the lines mentioned above…. LEAVE! EXIT STAGE LEFT! MOVE! DISCONNECT PHONE! 

You avoid weeks of worrying, wondering and sleepless nights. 

Get over it, start a course, run, join a gym where you benefit you and not someone else.

Love YOU more than anyone else can or tries to, by building lies and lies in making you believe just how special you are.

Stupid advice, sounds jaded…. But it’s the ugly truth everyone avoids just to save their soul from hurt. 

Ms. Singh.... 

My thoughts, if you don't agree, rock so... with all due respect... 

P.S. Don't be a statistic, remember stupidity is airborne...Get your Hazmat suits!